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| "Want to see some really gross child pornography?"
"Ever seen baby clit before? Where's Keith, he might like it."
(No babies were harmed in the formation of these quotes.)
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| "You wouldn't think of her as the type of person to be living in sin." | | |
| After taking this quiz: http://www.blogthings.com/genderbrainquiz/
Erin: I'm 66.67% female and 33.33% male.
Connie: You're getting AWFULLY close!
Connie: Did you donate to the [music] students in the programs?
Erin: No... I AM a students in the programs.
Connie: I'm going to donate.. to the winds. I'll write a note that says 'When you've taught them how to blow, send them to me for a private performance.'
"I wrote a note on the wall that says 'I want home - you will too.'"
Looking at the program notes from the aria/opera concert I attended:
"Was it a sing-along?" | | |
| "She will be the first person who I can look at and know for SURE that she had butt sex."
"I used to think humus was like the stone you rub on your feet. It was confusing."
"I just chased a stranger down the hall!"
On Connie using Mel's ID card to get takeout for Mel:
Erin: Just tell them you got bangs over the summer.
Connie: And a breast reduction. | | |
| On my swollen eye:
Erin: I don't think it's a tumor or anything...
Connie: Never say never!
Erin: I am so sweaty [from taekwon do].
Connie: You smell musty. Somethin' crawled up in you and died!
Erin: PJs on at 7:30!!
Connie: You whore.
"Is that Robby's loud music?? I'm going to fuck him over." | | |
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